First posting...

Greetings! Before I fully embrace you with my gibberish jabber, allow me to introduce myself. I am Lauren Elizabeth Barton, (but any random un-offensive nickname will do) I am currently a fourteen year old eighth grader partaking in w’yeast middle school. I’ve gone there for three years now, and I’m still hesitant how to spell it, a fact I’m not proud of. Any who, I think that’s PLENTY of information to share with random bloggers, non-bloggers, aliens, and squirrels. Dogs, I’m sorry I didn’t include you in that list, but until you get opposable thumbs, you’ll always be the odd one out. (Yes, I realize most squirrels can’t work a computer—but they are too adorable to leave out; and aliens obviously like blogging. Duh.)

Today was a good day! For once, it wasn’t profusely raining or hailing, nor was the weather randomly switching from the two. Consistent sunshine. I can’t wait to peel of the practically pallid jumpsuit I was forced into when winter came… normally I don’t care, but I’m quite sick of being pale. And I don’t think drinking a Sunny D is going to provide the daily dose of sunshine I’m neglected of. Ah, but that’s Washington for you…

Holy Moley! I just made my first blog entry about weather. How completely boring. And I’m making things even more boring by talking about how boring it is. Okay, uh, TACOS! Did you know you suicide are most commonly committed on Mondays? No wonder Garfield hates that day so much! (Ha, ha, lame comic nerd joke.) Anyways…

When I was choosing my gender for my account, there was an “other” option. I found this odd, despite I was tempted to choose it, although I’m most certainly not a cross gender. But even if I was, why I would post that on blog spot, for all to see my gender confusion? Or maybe aliens really do like blogging. Just as I said before. Why else would there be an “other?”  Ha, ha.  Dude, it took me forever to figure out a title. I even looked on Google for good blog titles, but it wasn’t very helpful. (Google, never bing.) I am not sure what at compelled me to write a blog. I’m 100% sure no one is going to read this. Unless I put a link on Facebook...  hmm, I’m not that desperate yet. Well, Peace out corndogs! (Which are gross because I’m a vegetarian….)